PLEASE DO NOT LICK FINGERS BEFORE HANDING ME PAPER (POSTER)

Why do some people insist on licking their fingers before turning pages in books, picking up a restaurant menu or company brochure, or touching produce bags at the grocery store? These same people think nothing of getting their slobber all over communal magazines in doctor’s office waiting rooms and on airplanes, too. And they are always the person nominated to hand out flyers at events: lick, pass, lick, pass, lick, pass. (I’ll pass on that piece of paper with your saliva all over it, thanks.) The bigger question is: Why don’t their fingers work without spit? Their bodies have a design flaw that some engineers should consider tackling. Boom! Instant appropriately moist fingers for the dry and fingerprint-less!
It was annoying and gross before – now it is officially a public safety issue. For now, you can help spread disease and calm the nerves of the rest of us by publicly posting this sign.
This poster is perfect for creative people who tend to pick up on little things that others do not. It is also a firm reminder to those who love licking their fingers to please stop.
Add a humorous accent to your office, event, or home with this sign that is sure to generate a few laughs and raise some eyebrows in any environment. This poster is part of our “Ridiculous Signs” curated collection. Collect them all!
These museum-quality posters are made on thick and durable matte paper.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 5.57 oz/y² (189 g/m²)
• Giclée printing quality – that is a fancy name for “almost art.”
• Opacity: 94%