DO NOT PEE IN THIS MUG

Seriously, DO NOT PEE IN THIS MUG.

This mug’s creator used to place stickers with the same message under the ice bucket lids in hotel rooms as a joke. It is part of the “Ridiculous Rules” collection. Collect them all!

• Ceramic 11-ounce mug with DO NOT PEE IN THIS written on it, so people approaching the mug will get the message loud and clear: Peeing in this cup is not allowed. There is an image of a person peeing crossed out so no one can feign relief location ignorance. The Very Interesting Game logo is on the other side.
• Height: 3.85″ (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• Mostly a white ceramic mug. Please don’t pee in it.
• Yellow rim, inside, and handle – you know, like pee. (Sure, your urine is probably clear because you drink 8 glasses of water a day. Good for you. Maybe we are not as hydrated as we should be and feel a little guilty about it, ok?) Incidentally, did you know roughly half of the humans can smell asparagus pee? The other half have no idea what that means. It’s a real thing. Trust. Believe. Asparagus pee is real, and it is very pungent. What else do you think exists that you do not see, hear, or smell?
• Dishwasher and microwave safe. (Remember: Don’t put metal in the microwave. We can put people on the moon, and soon on Mars, but not metal in a microwave. Any engineers reading this should take this huge problem on.)
You probably should not pee in the microwave, either.